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Aside from the All-Star Game matchup ten years later between dueling phenoms Doc Gooden and Roger Clemens, I don’t think there has been an All-Star Game starting pitching matchup with as much juice to it as the one in 1976. On the one hand, you had Jones, who though perhaps generally forgotten now was at that moment thought to be both an elite pitcher and, more specifically, in stunningly good shape for a run at the already seemingly unreachable plateau of 30 wins for the season. And on the other hand, of course, you had another curly-haired pitcher who just happened to be the most exciting, entertaining, charismatic, and infectiously joyful rookie who ever lived.
That was the first All-Star Game I ever watched, and though I was amazed by Randy Jones’ 16-3 midseason record my attention was focused more intensely on his opponent, Mark Fidrych, whom I’d watched for the first time a couple weeks earlier, on Monday Night Baseball, talking to the baseball and mowing down the Yankees as 47,000 Tigers fans laughed and roared.
Jones ended up faring better in the All-Star Game than Fidrych, but it didn’t really matter to me. When I was a kid the All-Star Game meant a chance to see the stars from my baseball cards basking in the bright lights, laughing, happy to be there. It was about the moment itself, free of consequences. My brother and I got to stay up past our bedtime to watch the whole game, and it was always the best night of the summer, no matter what happened.
Apart from such rare moments, life tends toward disappointment as surely as water tends to run downhill. Randy Jones compiled a 6-11 won-loss record after the All-Star Game, falling well short of 30 wins, and went 43-69 after 1976. Fidrych cooled to 10-7 after the break, narrowly failing to win 20 for the year, and after 1976 went 10-10 during the sporadic appearances that comprised the remainder of his career. The divebombing career arcs of Jones and Fidrych, though by virtue of their brief high peaks more pronounced than most, are still closer to the rule than to the exception. Things fall apart.
But when Jones and Fidrych faced off in 1976 they did so in a game that was outside the schedule, outside the standings, outside the inevitable progression toward disappointment. The players wanted to do well, but the result of the game did not matter. It was meaningless. It was a sanctuary. Randy Jones will always be 16-3. Mark Fidrych will always be 21 years old.
"When I was 12 years old, my parents arranged for me to take pitching lessons from Randy Jones, a Cy Young Award winner from the San Diego Padres. Randy first taught me how to throw the curve ball. Sometimes when Randy was teaching me things, my mind would wander and he got my attention by spitting his tobacco juice right on my shoes. I didn't like that very much but he certainly got me to pay attention."
Zing!
Dang, Josh, how do you constantly do this to me?
Your writing is like a very good vintage scotch. Thanks again.
So, as much as I root against the Padres (being a Dodger fan), I have fond memories of Randy Jones.
5 : Speaking of things that are like booze, Merle Haggard's voice reminds me of bourbon, but that could be because I drank a lot of it when I was first immersing myself in his music.
6 : Interesting piece, Cliff. Seems like injuries played a big part in the decline of the more well-known flashes, including the guys mentioned here.
7 : Great story. When he asked you if you were from Wales, did you (5 or 6 years old) think he was asking you if you were from whales?
Terrific piece, Josh. But since we're discussing Fernando already anyway, I have to toss his hat in the ring for the title of "most exciting, entertaining, charismatic, and infectiously joyful rookie who ever lived." I'm biased, of course.
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There are just all kinds of things going on in that photo spread. Randy Jones looking like John C. Reilly. Steve Garvey looking perfect from the hairline down and ridiculous from the hairline up. Pete Rose looking particularly scummy. And a group shot of what has got to be the most spectacular defensive outfield of all time.
(That's setting aside the truly phony retired numbers like Gene Autry in Anaheim, Carl Barger in Florida, and "The Fans" in Cleveland.)
Hasta
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