
"Reckon no man happy till you see the day he crosses the river that severs life from death, unscathed by woe."
-- Sophocles,
Oedipus the KingThe
general store in East Randolph didn't sell basketball cards, so I'm not
sure where I got this 1981 Gerald Henderson card that I'm posting in
honor of the passing of Henderson's onetime boss, the great Red
Auerbach. I do know that 1981 was the year I first experienced what it
was like to root for a championship team. I had been only vaguely aware
of the Celtics championship in 1976, but by 1981 I had started playing
"organized" (explanation for the quotation marks below) basketball
myself and listening late into the night through heavy static to Johnny
Most's shovel-on-concrete voice turn Celtics games into battles of
tough and beleaguered good versus filthy cheating evil.
In 1981
my own 8th grade basketball team was horrifically bad. Most of our
pummelings at the hands of other Central Vermont squads were punctuated
by my glasses getting raked off my face by somebody's swinging elbow.
After a few of these incidents my frames inevitably broke and from then
on each spectacles-related game-stoppage entailed both of my lenses
dislodging from the frames and skittering across the floor. The ref
eventually blew his whistle and members of both teams got down on their
knees to locate the frame and lenses for me, at which point I'd then go
to the bench and wrap some more nerdifying adhesive tape around them
while my coach, the much-beloved community icon Mick Lewis, who would
years later be imprisoned for molesting players on his consistently
dominant little league team, rubbed his eye sockets with the heels of
his hand in the manner of someone with a migraine.
(Luckily, I
was never a victim of his molestations, which I attribute in part to my
ineptitude. I say this because the kid in my grade who claimed that he
went camping with Mick and woke up to find the coach fellating him--a
claim we all dismissed as impossible, the creation of a bald-faced
liar--was an excellent athlete, and also because the one time Mick did
do something to me that felt a little odd was right after I'd somehow
miraculously scored two baskets in a row. Mick subbed for me after the
second of these baskets, sat down next to me on the bench, and as play
resumed told me what a good job I'd done and gave my thigh two
unusually long and, well,
ardent squeezes. Fortunately, I never came close to repeating my unprecedented scoring rampage.)
Anyway,
when I wasn't continuing my lifelong study of how it feels to lose, I
was rooting for the Celtics, and they were winning. Let me tell you, it
felt pretty fucking good to back a winner for once. So here's to Red
Auerbach, who sagely snatched Gerald Henderson out of the oblivion of
something called the Western League (there's a cartoon on the back of
this card of, for some reason, some generic white guy who's supposed to
be Henderson holding a trophy that says "MVP WEST. LEAG") in 1979 to
back up the aging wizard Tiny Archibald. With Henderson's help, the
Celtics nabbed the 1981 title. Three years later in a Finals matchup
against a favored Lakers team that just seemed too fast and too good
for the Celtics, Henderson executed the most important play in the
history of his storied franchise--a last-second steal and layup--to help
the Celts begin to turn the tide against the Lakers and win another
title. That offseason Auerbach traded Henderson for a draft pick that
the Celtics would, in 1986, after yet another championship, use to
draft the apparent can't-miss superstar Lenny Bias. It looked to be one
more in a long line of sweet deals orchestrated by the maestro of 16
NBA crowns, but of course Bias overdosed while freebasing cocaine on
his very first night as a Celtic. Auerbach wept when he heard the news.
This past Saturday as the greatest team builder who ever lived was
taking his last breaths, I was at a Bob Dylan concert, and some words I
heard sung that night in a Sophoclean Johnny Most growl occur to me
now: "No man, no woman knows/the hour that sorrow will come."
Rest
in peace, Red. I guess losing is inevitable. But thank you for letting
me know what it felt like, at least vicariously, at least temporarily,
to be a winner.
Pete Millerman said...
In addition to the cited instances of heroism, Menachem "Red" Auerbach also had the presence of mind to outwit both the league, AND insurers at Lloyd's of London with his crafty certitude and foresight in the
1986 draft.
To Whit:
Why waste a lottery pick on that malcontent 'Pearl'
Washington, that convicted felon-in-training Chris Washburn, that crackhead Roy Tarpley, that lard-ass John (Hotplate) Williams, that drug-addicted troublemaker William Bedford...
even that JuCo headcase (tut, tut) Dennis Rodman ..
FOR WHAT?
With typical aplomb, combining scouting skill with forensic dexterity, conducting exhaustive background checks and intensely studying the field of potential draftees, the Celtics astutely selected Len Bias, (whom management obviously had an inkling would expire 48 hours after draft day.)
Thus did Red Auerbach spare the franchise from spending A Ton of Money on what would have been a guaranteed long-term contract for a chronic, known drug-abuser, and therefore
proved his brilliance once and for all...
The upshot? Presenting the great, aging Larry Bird with the "challenge" of increased minutes...opening up roster space for, uh, less melanin-heavy "fan favorites" as Fred Roberts, and Connor Henry..., an extension of the Popular "Scott Wedman-Era" on the parquet, and YES, saving the Boston franchise MILLIONS of $$$
in what would have been one of the costliest blunders of all time .
All resulting in yet another ATLANTIC DIVISION TITLE and trip to the NBA FINALS in 1987... Brill-i-ance!
Additionally, Red and co. went on to spend this now-saved money wisely on gifted role-players such as
Reggie Lewis.
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spudrph said...
Amen. This is great, great stuff. Seriously, are you thinking about publishing this?
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