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The Cardboard Conversation, vol. 1
2007-10-11 04:46
The truth is, as my beloved Boston Red Sox prepare for what is shaping up to be a brutally tough fight in the American League Championship series, I’ve been thinking about little else besides Indians. So I decided to call on an expert. In the following interview, the first edition of the Cardboard Conversation, I ask Akim Reinhardt, author of the critically acclaimed study of the political history of the Lakota reservation, Ruling Pine Ridge, about Yankees, Indians, and the possible spiritual implications of a plague of midges. The Bronx-born Reinhardt, currently associate professor of history at Towson University, grew up playing little league baseball in Van Cortlandt Park and going to Yankees games with his father. He has absolutely no recollection of Gene Locklear. Cardboard Gods: Can you describe the most memorable game you attended at Yankee Stadium as a child? Akim Reinhardt: It was such an impression that I tried to write a short story based on the event when I was in high school, but it never panned out. Might as well dish it here. One day my dad showed up at the little league game in the Fall of 1977, which was unusual because he worked a lot of Saturday mornings back then, running his own business as a general contractor. And then out of the blue, after the game, he tells me and my best friend Dirk that he’s taking us to the Stadium. It was the second to last game of the year and they were playing the Tigers on Fan Appreciation day. We all got a big, plastic coffee mug with a team photo wrapped around it, encased in clear plastic. We sat up in the nosebleeds and near us some dirtbag (tix were cheap enough for dirtbags to go to games back then) was pounding beers out of his free coffee mug. In retrospect, it makes a lot more sense than the paper cups they gave you; there were no plastic bottles back then. Well, there was a rain delay, lasted over an hour I think, and two memorable things happened. First, me and Dirk went down to the empty front row seats behind the Yankees first base dugout. We were awed by it. Neither of us had ever been so close and taken in such a view of a major league park before, much less The Stadium. We slid over to the outfield side of the dugout and I was cautiously leaning over the fence, reaching to touch the sacred dirt when I heard furious angry mumbling to my right. It was the same dirtbag from the upper deck, still clutching his free mug, still quaffing liberally, and now talking under his breath: "Fuck them! Fuckers. Fuck it, I’m gonna do it. Fuck it!" He knocked back the last of his beer, flung the mug to the side, hopped over the fence, and ran across the field. Out of nowhere, several security guards emerged and honed in on him. Everyone converged somewhere around the pitcher’s mound and three guys hit him simultaneously from three different angles, driving their shoulders into him, like Jack Lambert, Jack Ham, and L.C. Greenwood all finding the QB at the same time on a blitz. It was short and ugly. The guy was crumpled up like Beetle Bailey after the Sarge gets pissed at him. Me and Dirk were so shocked, we just stared a bit and then scooted away for fear of the violence and law breaking somehow rubbing off on us by proximity. The second memorable event from that game was near the end of the rain delay, Dirk and I walking through the bowels of the stadium and it came on the P.A. system: Boston had just lost, to Cleveland I think [editor’s note: the 8-7 Red Sox loss--to Baltimore--was described recently on Cardboard Gods by Jon Daly]. It was official: The Yankees had won the division. Dirk, a Boston Red Sox fan, had turned 9 six weeks earlier. I was 6 weeks away. He turned to me solemnly, extended his hand, and congratulated me. I did have Munson’s 1976 card on my wall for a while. If memory serves, it had a red banner at the bottom which said All Star. The Munson baseball card is long gone, but I still have a matted poster of Munson on the back door of my old room in my mom’s place. It’s about the only thing left in the room from my childhood. A.R.: It was after college. I went to Michigan, studied East Asian History, and bombed. I graduated with under a 2.5, but did manage to get out in four years despite having read virtually nothing and taking no notes. I didn’t skip classes though; I’d go to each one and listen intently, unless the prof. was boring, in which case I’d write poetry. After Michigan I kicked around for a few years. Without professors telling me what to read, I just started reading on my own. I came across a couple of Chestnuts about the Plains Indian Wars of the mid 19th century: Ralph Andrist’s The Long Death and Dee Brown's Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, neither of which are very good from a scholarly point of view, but quite readable. Brown’s was actually a bestseller in the early ’70s but leans heavily on Andrist's work. But the book that really did it for me was Vine Deloria’s Custer Died For Your Sins. That book holds up well. It’s still a classic, and Deloria’s one of the true pioneers of modern Native American Studies. A few years later I moved back to New York and got my Master’s at Hunter College. By that time I knew what I wanted to do. But another thing to keep in mind is this. Baseball is no longer the sport of the poor. Once upon a time, MLB players were mostly the children of immigrants, tenant farmers, and other hardworking poor people. It offered modest pay and little respectability, but was an easy choice over jobs like coal mining, sharecropping, and factory work, even if you did have to pick up an extra job during the offseason. More recently, however, it is the domain of white suburbanites, both on the field and in the stands. Major League players often grow up in suburbs that have the land and resources to build local diamonds in public parks as well as schools. Latin America of course has countless poor kids scrapping their way up the minor league chain, but most white American players are middle class suburbanites, and blacks have almost completely abandoned baseball altogether in favor of football and basketball. Unfortunately, Indigenous people are still near the bottom of the socioeconomic ladder in this country; it’s not a cause, but there is a strong correlation. But in reference to the above question, Native peoples are beginning to see improvements in their economic situation, slowly but surely. Whether that will translate into more baseball players, it’s hard to say. Though it’s probably worth noting that Chamberlain grew up not on the rez, but in Lincoln, Nebraska, ironically while I was there getting my Ph.D. And Lincoln is a typical, modern American town with a suburban settlement pattern and lots of diamonds. I played a ton of city league softball on public parks when I was there, Summer and Fall. Some Summers we had two different teams going, with basically the same players. C.G.: Why is the economic situation in the reservations so problematic, and is that all changing with gambling? C.G.: Can you offer any thoughts on what kind of hurdles a talented Native American athlete such as Ellsbury and Chamberlain might have to face in an attempt to rise to the major leagues? I don't think we currently live in a time where baseball coaches and front office people will put up any hurdles, though I do have my theories about why there are so few Black pitchers as opposed to Black position players, but that's probably for a different blog entry.
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I'm behind the Rockies too. Great stuff.
Now that the Angels are out of it ... I'm all for the Rockies too.
Louis Sockalexis, long thought to be the first Native American major leaguer (it turns out there was another earlier guy, but nobody knew at the time he was an Indian), played for the Cleveland Spiders, and when the team changed its name to the Indians in the teens the claim was made that they were doing it to honor the briefly successful but wildly popular (maybe like an earlier version of Joe Charboneau) Sockalexis. Historians seem to doubt this was the reason for the name change, instead believing it was done to ride the wave of the 1914 "miracle" Boston Braves and in general to cash in on the trend of using Indian iconography to move product.
I'll attest to the professor from Towson's creds - not that he needs it. He masterfully rewrote the Native American history section of the New York Public Library Desk Reference for my company some years ago.
Native American history and current politics is fascinating. My interest started back in my early twenties, I wrote a young adult bio of Sarah Winnemucca, a Paiute woman and the first native American to write her own autobiography. She was a fave of the bluestockings of mid-19th c. middle Mass - think the Emersonian, Brooks Alcott crew - who invited her to speak there. Later she appeared before Congress. She appeared before the US Senate, but never played baseball, lacking the requisite equipment. (ba da boom)
Would like to hear Mr. Reinhardt on the appearance of Native Americans/indigenous Canadians in the NHL. The sport is populated by white suburbanites in the U.S. but certainly, it seems to be played otherwise in Canada. I'm not gonna hijack this blog to the NHL, but use it to ask what are the difference tween the situation of native peoples in Canada vs. the US?
The scholastic serial Sox-hater in question, who happens to be a close friend of mine, has reported with glee in private discourse that he is solidly 100% behind Cleveland. That is to say THE INDIANS.
Although he secretly craves Jacoby Ellsbury.
As for the baseball cards of Josh's youth, I have read in various sources that both Johnny Bench and Willie Stargell were part Native American.
great interview though, fascinating stuff ...
Thanks Josh.
Re: the Sox being the team people are becoming sick of. That's a sliiight possibility, but then those same people like to pick up shiny objects and stare at them all day. And it's none of our business what they think.
I am so grateful that the Empire is stewing in it's own juices. It is a sad fact that Steinbrenner is losing his functions, and alas this is how it must be, as the Empire careens sideways.
It was no doubt a work of higher powers and Canadian soldiers (the aforementioned midges) to thwart those of the pinstripe.
The AL will be a hell of a series.
Now time for a word to a higher power:
Please, baby Jesus, make sure Eric Byrnes does not get a ring. And please make sure the Stanks hire Mattingly so as they may continue to suck. And please a special miracle for the Dodgers to hire Joe Girardi, so they may grow a pair for the future.
If it be Thy Will.
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